Tue, 02 Apr 2024 17:25:17 GMT

I went out for a walk this evening. One of the wildest experiences of my life I swear. So what happened was as soon as I went out on the pavement from the garage of my building, I saw a grey Suzuki Swift a few metres ahead of me taking a U-turn on the street.

Nothing usually eye-catching about it except the one who was sitting in the front passenger seat of the car beside the driver. I had an idea of what it might be from afar as well but I just started walking in the direction the car would be going then just to be sure.

And I saw the goodest golden retriever with its paws and head out of the car window, smiling at pedestrians as the car drove past I have ever in real life. I was astonished by the fact that I had seen a scene out of a modern fairy tale like this with my own eyes? Unbelievable

But walking past the park of the block my building is in, I started seeing what you're supposed to be seeing in modern society indeed! A guy playing around with a bloody EV scooter with those cheap hipster stunts. Not a bike! Not even a traditional scooter!

But literally an electric scooter?? I wasnt even aware you could do things like that with the slowest mode of transportation mankind came up with! But it gets worse I tell you people.

A few more metres down the street, I see a particularly tall, dusk and gorgeous woman with a body I describe to be a work of art indeed, with all modesty and respect I clarify! -Out on a jog with a man of the age my grandfather would have been had he lived to this day.

May he rest peacefully in heaven after setting fire to all the lucrative opportunities his future family could have been drowning in riches with. Anyways you might be thinking- "Oh! He CaN bE hEr FaThEr ToO! DoN't YoU hAvE tO bE sO pEsSiMiStIc AbOuT iT!" For them a kind suggestion-

Don't kiss your father on the neck in public please:) I mean the old man could barely keep up with that ball of fitness and energy and all she was doing was smiling and gossiping as this poor senior citizen panted his bloody lungs out of his chest. Poor guy will die soon.

And a passerby married Bihari not-so-old lady made me realize that I too am now among those regarded miscreants by me, who apparently have a thing for older woman. No more further elaboration about this one!

But at the end of it all I saw a Bolognese happily taking a walk with her mistress on my way back so, it was okay

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